{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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